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In Case You Were Wondering Bout Brock Turner
Just "20 minutes of action" that happened without the other party's consent-say it with us: isssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.Rape. Even one minute of said action in the same situation is that. So to...
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A Yay For Straight Pride!
So we were at NYC Pride last month, kickin' it with our intactivist friends and the coolest queers from anyone's vagina. Everything seemed pretty epic.But one thing even more epic launched days later....
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#BlackBrothers&Sisters: New Endangered Species
We haven't written that much lately, and we're gonna work on that soon. But with all this stuff with Alton Sterling, Delrawn Small and Philando Castile last week, then the Dallas police murders, we're...
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Repsecting The Pokemon Go Hustle-Or PPPPPPPPP (Pokemon Proves Pikachu Pushes...
Stop us if you've heard this in meme format before."It's 2016, a Clinton is running for president, Britney Spears is musically relevant and Pokemon is more popular than Playstation."No? We were never...
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A PSA For All You Pokemon Go Players... From The MTA
Wonder what would happen if the next Pokemon Trainer tries catching Pikachu on the third rail?
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A Toast To Lyin' Lochte
The Olympics are done for the '16. But obviously the biggest story coming from Los Juegos was outside any stadium, or beyond reach of any human fish's arms within said stadium. Or human leopard's 112...
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Lucky White Chile Gets No Prison Time In Sex Assault Case
Okay, before we start this off, by a show of hands, how many older people reading this made mistakes during your late teen years?....................................................................All...
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Comic Con 2016 Journal: Wrap Up
This year, Reed Pop remixed how the public gets NYCC tickets. Since, you know, errbody wanna come to this thing.Therefore, Con hopefuls had to enter a virtual queue this past summer.This kinda turned...
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Lil Wayne: A White Man Saved My Life, So Racism....May (Or May not) Exist
Remember the time that skinhead who knew CPR saved your life after your seizure at Electric Zoo? You know the one we're talking about. You was on the floor after poppin dat molly with alla dem suburban...
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Join The NY Messengers' Alliance This Tuesday At City Hall!
Since late last year, our EIC has been busy organizing with fellow NYC bike messengers  This Tuesday, all those months of patient struggle come to this; the New York Messengers' Alliance!Why should you...
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So....This Lady's Suing The Colonel...Over $20 Chicken
We just found arguably the new standard for frivolous lawsuits in Frivility's frivil history. Fat guys suing McDonalds for making them fat, ya'll can fall back.Ya see, NY resident Anna Wurtzburger was...
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Presenting, Your New White House Heavyweight Championnnnnnnnnnnnnn: Donald J....
It was supposed to be a simple match. Polls called it for Hillary well before both candidates entered the arena. By all indications, Hawkish Hillary was supposed to get the 1-2-3 over Dumb Trump.But,...
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Victory In The #NODAPL Fight!
From AP:The U.S. Army Corps of Engineers said Sunday that it won't grant an easement for the Dakota Access oil pipeline in southern North Dakota, handing a victory to the Standing Rock Sioux tribe and...
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Our EIC Is Now At The Hudson Reporter! (Oh, And Updates 4 Tha Site)
Good News, everyone! Futurama isn't returning to your TV sets, and we haven't updated this page in a while (which we'll discuss shortly), but HD in Effect's EIC HD just landed a full-time gig at The...
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Top 10 Epic (And Not So Epic) Things That Happened In 2016!
2016, 2016, 2016 to the 2016th degree...times 3. It's almost like 2012 said to itself, "Man, I'm gonna postpone my apocalypse for this world until the next year the Olympics happen. And I'm gonna paint...
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VP ORANGE-LITE: Happy Black History Month! Let's Thank A White Man For...
We've been lurking round these innanet parts for the last month, Â soaking in all that Mr. ORANGE and his Goombas are doing.If it isn't trying to turn "Alternative Facts" into an official...
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Yes, Milo Yiannopoulos Is A Troll. One We Can't Ignore
Do you hear that?That's the sound of Troll Extraordinaire Milo Yiannopoulos, clinking his shot glass to this article's title--because it's going to do a hell of a lot to burnish his "Too Extreme For...
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Our Three Reasons For Why Ben Carson Can't Tell Between Immigrants And Slaves
In the collection of classically clueless characters cascading their faux, worker-loving expertise in Mr. ORANGE's administration, bit by agonizing bit, Ben Carson might be an anomaly. He's incredibly...
View ArticleAll we need to stop the police...is a Pepsi
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.Let's add one more "guys" to that so you get that we're just trying to calm you down. Because we know you've seen this Pepsi ad with hipster millennials and their starter...
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Mr. ORANGE's sidekick's DNA needs to degenerate itself
Mr. ORANGE has pretty much won his four year application for "Dumbest U.S. Administration In History" at this point. And a larger part of the thanks for that goes to his sidekick, resident Alternative...
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Some covfete for your fancy: RompHims and Manhood
So, before we launch into this, let's give a few moments for all the alpha males--those who'll punch themselves in the face to prevent any tears during a Clint Eastwood drama flick, or who'll brag on...
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I Ain't No Fuc*in' Hero. But I do love Los Trenes
I'm staring down a haggard section of track, bent somewhat out of shape by years of metallic, DC powered snakes on steel wheels relentlessly pounding away at them. A Reliable R68, operating motor 2600,...
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Do Conductors Drive The Train? Of course!
You see a lot of what New Yorkers characterize as "Only in New York" stuff when your income includes pushing them through tunnels in metallic, 600-volt powered snakes. There's the man at the platform's...
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Mo' Cops, Mo' Problems (And Def Not A Safer Subway!)
The nervous chuckles, undercut by Covid-tinged anxiety, perforated the atmosphere in the 207th Street Station crew room on the A line last Saturday. Sure, the water cooler talk about which train crews...
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On Orlando, Religion And Repressed Sexuality
Orlando exhausted us, folks. At this point, after all these mass tragedies, we feel like posting pre-written, targeted thinkpieces after each heartbreak. But that's a cop-out. Just phoning it in here...
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