The following is a message from HD in Effect EIC HD:
Brothers and sisters still in mourning over the tragedy that happened last Friday, take a moment from your grief to hear me.
We know you've been dealing with so, so many emotions. Many of us at the offices spent the weekend in tears.
Thanks to those disgusting liberals in the Supreme Court, freak marriage is legal in every state in our once great nation!
The unnaturals are free to wed each other! Then do everything a heterosexual married couple does!. Run errands, go shopping, take dates, go to work with matching rings, and go home to do as they please.
Which, strangely enough, hasn't changed a thing about our straight lives. But as God said, it will......someday! So we must be prepared.
Yes, family in Christ. Our side, the one that relies on ancient, outdated scripture, lost this past week. However, we will rebound! How can we not? We have the Lord on our team! And the gays have nothing but progressive, hell-bound individuals who just happen to complain much less than we do.
Therefore, we must support our courageous comrades in their struggle to liberate God's great bastion of Manifest Destiny.
That includes Brother Rick Scarborough (we must convince him to go ahead with burning himself so our enemies know we're serious); Brother Ross Douthat, who is correct in saying straight marriage is the cornerstone of civilization; and Brother Donnie McClurkin, who has noted that the only thing that matters here is the Supreme Court of Man!
The Supreme Court Of Man! That Court might have some respect issues when it comes to slaves and not beating women, but we can overlook those minor details, right?
Spread the word, family! We will destroy LBGTQ marriage in this country and regain the greatness we never weren't!
Count on it!
Credit for picture goes to http://www.slate.com/blogs/outward/2014/10/06/gay_marriages_begin_in_five_states_thanks_to_supreme_court.html