A Tennessee woman is claiming sexual harassment at a local hibachi restaurant. But the perpetrator has no legitimate orifices, penile structures or even actual human skin. The suspect in her case is an young boy wee-wee toy:
"According to the incident report, the woman's husband, James Lassiter, said the server took out a toy figure of a person. When the server pulled the toy's pants down, water shot out hitting his wife, Isabelle."Isabelle alleges the toy had a one-eyed snake; therefore, she believed it violated her.
Though a responding officer filing an assault report claims the toy had no phallic presence beneath its plastic pants, she still demands we respect her, damnit! No more urination or penis jokes! The dick is not something to be played around with. Well, at least not in public and anywhere near the average elementary school.
The family released a statement a day after, arguing that "people are missing the point. This was a sexually-oriented toy meant for adults, in front of minor children" and "if people think it's so funny, why don't people go buy that toy and squirt a cop in the face with it and see what happens."
Well, to her first point, if this toy is meant to be "sexually-oriented" then a whole lotttaa us younger kids, who recognize this toy from our youths, are also sexual harassment victims. Hmm. Maybe we should sue. Yeah, the statue of limitations have surely passed by now. We're sure they'd make an exception for us though.
To her second, we'd hope any cop who gets squirted would be a sport and kiss its wee-wee to make it better.
We're not sure how this is gonna play out. But the restaurant owner is claiming he's seen increased business since the incident. Guess others wanted to experience the finest sexual harassment a toy can offer.
Credit for picture goes to http://rebrn.com/re/this-man-worked-at-a-gas-station-near-me-his-goal-was-to-make-ev-220777/