All thinner and shit from eating sandwiches packed with yoga mat material. You seemed like that neighbor who crafts innocent toy horses for a friend's 14-year-old daughter next door. But perhaps you had something else in mind for that tweenage seed. And maybe she was one of your victims:
Damn, B. We hope you enjoy that upcoming, multi-year foray of minuscule, unwanted dicks in your anus. Hold the hot sauce.Longtime Subway pitchman Jared Fogle capitalized on his business trips to New York City to arrange sexual encounters with minors in luxury hotels, federal prosecutors said in charging the Indiana man in a case that also documented his acceptance of child pornography from a close associate.Fogle agreed Wednesday to plead guilty to allegations that he paid for sex with girls as young as 16 and received child pornography. The case already has destroyed his career with the sandwich-shop chain and could send him to prison for more than a decade.
Picture courtesy of some random troll's Facebook page we're too lazy to find again at the moment.