(Stop us if you've heard this one before)
So a farmer from Western Australia walks into a bar and finds two bales of hay. They're shooting the breeze about how their inactive genitalia is so messing up their millennial social lives.
The farmer then says, "Hey! I know how to solve your problems! Drop that useless horny goat weed and come to my farm. I have an idea."
That idea turned out to be this:
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And that idea hasn't proven the most popular with regulars:
Instead of backing down, Cook upped the ante by adding calves and nighttime lighting.
Asked if he thinks the image is filthy, Cook simply replied, "I don’t see it — I’ve got problems with my eyes, but I don’t see any hassles with that.”
The farmer has no plans to remove the structure. As a matter of fact, he's even commissioned T-shirts promoting his cause.
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There's also an online petition running around to save the structure. If you're for inorganic beings playing roadside strudel games, by all means, sign away.
Credit for pictures go to http://www.theguardian.com.au/story/3032125/farmer-bullish-about-hay-porn/ and http://www.weeklytimesnow.com.au/country-living/back-paddock/fifty-shades-of-hay-sculpture-cooks-up-a-feeding-frenzy/story-fnkerakj-1227324924065
So a farmer from Western Australia walks into a bar and finds two bales of hay. They're shooting the breeze about how their inactive genitalia is so messing up their millennial social lives.
The farmer then says, "Hey! I know how to solve your problems! Drop that useless horny goat weed and come to my farm. I have an idea."
That idea turned out to be this:
And that idea hasn't proven the most popular with regulars:
Bruce Cook, owner of the Katus Point Charolais stud farm, decided to have a “bit of fun” promoting his business and erected a model of, well, a bull and cow doing what nature intended them to do. Call it a roll in the hay, perhaps.
The cheeky roadside structure earned plenty of chuckles from many locals in the farming town of Lake Charm near Kerang, but not all were amused. Grumbles from some neighbors sent the police calling for the romantic couple to come down. Cook told the local Weekly Times newspaper that one officer warned he could be charged with “publishing pornographic images.”But eff what those folks say, right? After all, how many of them have animal sex devices in their closets at home? We hear Scooby Doo-themed love dolls are hot this time of year.
Instead of backing down, Cook upped the ante by adding calves and nighttime lighting.
Asked if he thinks the image is filthy, Cook simply replied, "I don’t see it — I’ve got problems with my eyes, but I don’t see any hassles with that.”
The farmer has no plans to remove the structure. As a matter of fact, he's even commissioned T-shirts promoting his cause.
There's also an online petition running around to save the structure. If you're for inorganic beings playing roadside strudel games, by all means, sign away.
Credit for pictures go to http://www.theguardian.com.au/story/3032125/farmer-bullish-about-hay-porn/ and http://www.weeklytimesnow.com.au/country-living/back-paddock/fifty-shades-of-hay-sculpture-cooks-up-a-feeding-frenzy/story-fnkerakj-1227324924065