-Raven Symone joined that group this week (a fantastic idea, by the way. An America without Ms. "I'm From Every Continent In Africa" would probably see, at least, a 50% IQ increase).
You know those folks. They threatened to leave for "The Land That Pronounces 'Sorry' With two 'E's'" if Bush won in 2000. They made the same threat during his 2004 reelection campaign. And again when Obama and McCain sparred for the WH in 2008. And again when Obama defended his Political Heavyweight Championship against Mitt Romney in 2012. And.....you get where we're heading with this.
Sixteen years is a long time to spend threatening to move without actually doing it.
Now stepping to fill in that "Insert Hyper Racist" blank is our residentHitler Overcombed hair model (and mogul) Donald Trump. The man's been gaining steam. He's....winning. and Charlie Sheen doesn't seem to like that.
According to this guy, President Trump is a virtual lock for January 2017. Therefore, you guys best get a move on that move-plane tickets aren't getting cheaper.
But who says you only have to move to Canada if Trump wins? We at HD in Effect combed through the other 200 some odd nations besides North America. Presenting our "Top Five Places You Can Move To If Mein Triumph Wins Pennsylvania Avenue!"
5. Japan: The Land Of The Rising Sun has all the things a typical Gaijin could want. Very, very unusual game shows, live latrines and Game Boy girlfriends mom and dad back in the states will surely approve of! Not to mention, the country has a freaking high literacy rate, very low unemployment rate and has the highest life expectancy of its world peers. No Donurodo Turampus thus far.
4. Germany: Just like its Japanese sister, Germany ranks pretty damn high in unemployment and job creation.
And like plenty European countries, it has free public college! But what sets Germany apart from others is its creative and entrepreneurial innovations. Cases in point, the Mittelstand business collectives and classic brand names like BMW and Mercedes-Benz. So if you wanna go somewhere where that on-demand Fruit Fly business of yours won't fail, or if you just wanna be surrounded constantly by lovely cars and bratwurst, place this on your bucket list. There's still that whole Nazi thing to worry about, though.
3. Australia; Where better than Down Under to escape President Trump and his henchmen? You can spend your days riding in a Kangaroo's pouch and hunting wild Dingos with boomerangs. Maybe if you're lucky, you might even spot Steve Irwin's ghost tucked amongst the wildlife every now and then.
Australia's hella expensive, but considering you get to publicly yell, "Shrimp On The Barbie!" for no reason, and not be considered crazy, it might be a small payoff. This pick might be a bit more xenophobic that then rest though, given Australia's treatment of its Aborigine people. But hey, at least that racism comes with adventure!
2. Great Britain: Australians are migrated Britons at heart. And Great Britain, at heart, represents the UK's overall cultural excellence-from out favorite sayings ("Bloody Hell! I can find the pub.") to the most stylish Bowler Hats to just pure sophistication.
Where else does everyone collectively stop and drink tea with their pinkies out at 4 pm? England is what America itself so desperately wants to be. Smarter, better-sounding accents and much better teeth (turns out that old stereotype isn't true).
1. Amsterdam: Because....weed? That's all we can think of.
Credit for picture goes to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1z-p6ldj5E
Now stepping to fill in that "Insert Hyper Racist" blank is our resident
According to this guy, President Trump is a virtual lock for January 2017. Therefore, you guys best get a move on that move-plane tickets aren't getting cheaper.
But who says you only have to move to Canada if Trump wins? We at HD in Effect combed through the other 200 some odd nations besides North America. Presenting our "Top Five Places You Can Move To If Mein Triumph Wins Pennsylvania Avenue!"
5. Japan: The Land Of The Rising Sun has all the things a typical Gaijin could want. Very, very unusual game shows, live latrines and Game Boy girlfriends mom and dad back in the states will surely approve of! Not to mention, the country has a freaking high literacy rate, very low unemployment rate and has the highest life expectancy of its world peers. No Donurodo Turampus thus far.
4. Germany: Just like its Japanese sister, Germany ranks pretty damn high in unemployment and job creation.
And like plenty European countries, it has free public college! But what sets Germany apart from others is its creative and entrepreneurial innovations. Cases in point, the Mittelstand business collectives and classic brand names like BMW and Mercedes-Benz. So if you wanna go somewhere where that on-demand Fruit Fly business of yours won't fail, or if you just wanna be surrounded constantly by lovely cars and bratwurst, place this on your bucket list. There's still that whole Nazi thing to worry about, though.
3. Australia; Where better than Down Under to escape President Trump and his henchmen? You can spend your days riding in a Kangaroo's pouch and hunting wild Dingos with boomerangs. Maybe if you're lucky, you might even spot Steve Irwin's ghost tucked amongst the wildlife every now and then.
Australia's hella expensive, but considering you get to publicly yell, "Shrimp On The Barbie!" for no reason, and not be considered crazy, it might be a small payoff. This pick might be a bit more xenophobic that then rest though, given Australia's treatment of its Aborigine people. But hey, at least that racism comes with adventure!
2. Great Britain: Australians are migrated Britons at heart. And Great Britain, at heart, represents the UK's overall cultural excellence-from out favorite sayings ("Bloody Hell! I can find the pub.") to the most stylish Bowler Hats to just pure sophistication.
Where else does everyone collectively stop and drink tea with their pinkies out at 4 pm? England is what America itself so desperately wants to be. Smarter, better-sounding accents and much better teeth (turns out that old stereotype isn't true).
1. Amsterdam: Because....weed? That's all we can think of.
Credit for picture goes to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1z-p6ldj5E