RZA: Black Folks Gots To Pull Up Their Pants
Ladies and Gentlemen, our first 2016 post has a message from Wu-Tang's RZA.It goes a little something like.....Dear Young Black Men,Stop wearing hoodies so that white cops don't get scared and pump 50...
View ArticleWhen Respectability Politics And Sexism Combine: Violence Against Women
The following is a short reflection by our EIC. Forgive him if it comes off incoherent.Dear readers, you may have noticed that we try not using certain colloquial words with sexist and/or racist...
View ArticleLesson: Women (Still) Don't Need Bigger Breasts To Be Attractive
Brought to you (sans the sticker) by the same folks who created this campaign.
View ArticleAn Open Letter To Oh So Selfless NYC City Council Members
Update: In perhaps one of the most surprising votes in Council history, the bastards voted for the raise. And guess who's gonna be funding it?Management: The following is a letter our EIC wrote in...
View ArticleWade Wilson's Alter Ego: BOK (Box Office Killa)
We're proud of you, Deadie.Deadpool isn't your typical superhero movie. The red spandex-clad hero played by Ryan Reynolds isn't just irreverant and self-aware — he's downright raunchy. That solidly...
View ArticleOn Peter Liang: A Rally, Two Minority Communities And Triple-Sided Racism
The following comes from our EIC, who stopped by Saturday's Downtown Brooklyn rally for Peter Liang, the former NYPD officer charged last week with second-degree manslaughter and official misconduct in...
View ArticleTop Five Places You Can Move To If Mein Triumph Wins Pennsylvania Avenue
Election 2016 is in full motion, folks. And the usual "If [Insert Hyper-Racist Presidential Candidate] Wins, I'm moving to Canada" crowd is starting to form.-Raven Symone joined that group this week (a...
View ArticleSleep Easy, P-Dawg (1970-2016)
We HAD to post this today, Phife.It was either this, "Award Tour" or "Check The Rhyme." That's not to say the latter two wouldn't have been suitable options alone. But "We Can Get Down" features...
View ArticleTed Cruz: No (Literal) Sex With Rats Named Donald J. Trump, Jury Still Out On...
There's two things we can speculate about Ted Cruz's suddenly very interesting sex life.One: Despite recent accusations-his penis has never entered any human besides his wife since their marriage...
View ArticleCUNY Avoids A $485 Million Bullet: Governor Cuomo Agrees To Full State Funds...
On the same day outraged students, professors and activists protested outside his Manhattan office, Governor Cuomo agreed Thursday to fully fund CUNY's 1.6 billion budget, all from the state.In...
View ArticlePilot Fails Brethalyzer Test Before Takeoff=Whole New Reason To Never Fly Again
Many of us love kicking back a cold one to remove the edge after a hard day's work. It's an American tradition, after all, nuzzled in between calling brown-skinned people terrorists and only caring to...
View ArticleA Note To NYC City Council: No Zones For Times Square Performers
Months after last year's tabloidfrenzy over Times Square desnudas, and associated freaks, NYC's arschoch City Council will vote in April on penning the colorful characters decorating "The Crossroads Of...
View ArticleUber Rush Fightback Round 2
We'll just slip this right here, for any Uber Rush messengers in the NYC area.
View ArticleBatman V. Superman: Dawn Of Justice Review
It's one of pop culture most hotly debated dream matchups.Who would win in a fight? Batman, or Superman?While some might simply leave it to pure strength (i.e. Supey wins) or just straight out who's...
View ArticleReal Quick Thoughts: Since When Do Prescription Drugs For Kids=Heroin?
On our way home from the Batman v Superman: Dawn Of Justice flick yesterday (our review here), we spotted this interesting ditty aboard the Hudson-Bergen Light-Rail."Ask your doctor how prescription...
View ArticleHarvard Club Won't Allow Women Because Of Me.....Sexism (Oh, And A Mini...
Ah, Ivy League schools. Young, wealthy suburban foolery. Where administrations combine heads to curb black attendance and ensure that non-WASP Jewish students never reach above set quotas. Yep, it's...
View ArticleSalt In The Wound For Bernie's Folks On This Sad Day
While you're dealing with the two-punch combo of Chyna and Prince dying, take a minute and gaz-actually, keep watching Purple Rain and watching 1999 Raw is WAR episodes if you're a Bernie fan. For the...
View ArticleArschloch Philippines Presidential Candidate On Rape Victim: I'm Mad I Didn't...
Consoling a rape victim is natural in any human with a heart. You might apologize to him or her profusely. You may suggest counseling and immediate medical assistance. Maybe even lend that helpful ear...
View ArticleNote To Uber Passengers-Don't Be This Woman
When you get the urge to straight kill it at the bar, do us a favor. Don't become Anjali Ramkissoon-the chick in this video. Be more like that happy, smiley drunk you used to be, before all the bills...
View ArticleTed Cruz And John Kasich V. Donald Trump In Handicap Match....That They're...
Despite all doubters, Donald Trump remains on the march to the Republican nomination. Especially after dragging Ted Cruz and John Kasich's faces in last week's NY primary. Now, with a solid 845...
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