Despite all doubters, Donald Trump remains on the march to the Republican nomination. Especially after dragging Ted Cruz and John Kasich's faces in last week's NY primary. Now, with a solid 845 delegates to Cruz's 559 and Kasich's pitiful 148, Trump can almost taste that 1,237 finish line. So, in response to what seems to be the inevitable, "Lyin Ted" and "1 for 38 Kasich" have a plan.
They're taping up their wrists, donning their elbow and knee pads and wrestling trunks to challenge Trump to a 2 on 1 handicap match. Problem for them is, in WWE terms, they're indie jobbers and Trump is The Big Show. Not much of a matchup.
Anyways, their tag team finisher involves dividing their efforts in remaining state primaries to block Trump. Cruz will focus on the May 3rd Indiana primary-where he's tied with Trump; Kasich will target the May 17th Oregon contest and the June 7th New Mexico-where Trump is straightchokeslamming his competish.
Let's keep it 99+1 here.
Cruz and Kasich aren't likely to get the 1-2-3 in this match.
But we at HD in Effect have an even better idea for the duo to keep Trump from becoming the Republican Contender For the WHHC (White House Heavyweight Championship). Rather than trying to divvy up the remaining delegates, this team needs to find out whoever manufactures that lotion that makes Donald orange. Then, create a special, barrel gun. Kinda like those ones they use at sporting events.
Catch him at his next public appearance (or pay someone to do it), aim and fire! He should turn into one of those orange troll dolls-which he was already on his way to doing, this will just speed that process-and skip into the forest, presumably to mate with girl troll dolls forever. Therefore, Cruz and Kasich would be free to lock up for the title at the convention.
Hey, it's better than a double, top rope tombstone piledriver.
Credit for picture goes to http://fox6now.com/2016/04/24/ted-cruz-john-kasich-join-forces-to-stop-donald-trump/