Fifty-something local Dan Perino didn't have the answer, either. Apparently, chicks weren't digging his steely, bald-headed security guard look.
So Mr. Perino began placing the above posters throughout the city. When we first saw them, we didn't know whether to laugh at the sorrowful desperation, or coo Perino's apparent attempt at forming concrete jungle romance.
Whatever the case, per the self-proclaimed "artist and creative person," these flyers convinced 118 women to exercise their pity copulation techniques on him:
“I’ve had ... hook-ups with 118 girls, but the dating is a lot more than that.”Mmm. Quite. Well, as it turns out, the massive efforts to get that many women to play kinky games has cost Perino quite a fortune. Yesterday, we found another of his posters in the LES. And if its no BS, this endeavor has left him flat broke:
This time, we don't really feel bad for him. Especially since this seems like something from a C-list movie with actors pulled from Union Square circa 2007
If you blew your ducats on getting the "girl of my dreams,"and didn't plan for things you might actually need-you know, like food and green medicine-then we're gonna have a hard time feeling sorry for you. So we ask you, HD in Effect faithful. Is Dan Perino for real? Or a great, big fraud?
The fact that his last Facebookpost (as of this writing) is promoting a clothing line definitely has us in the latter camp atm.
Credit for first picture goes to http://www.danperino.com/merchandise/autographed-looking-for-a-girlfriend-flyers