Ya see, NY resident Anna Wurtzburger was in the mood for genetically mutated fowl this past summer. So she got her fix at her local KFC-a $20 bucket of fried avian. Buutt, as she claims, the real bucket wasn't overfilling with wings-as the commercial advertisements suggest. She aired her grievances to our favorite toilet paper substitute-the New York Post:
“I came home and said, ‘Where’s the chicken?’ I thought I was going to have a couple of meals.
“They say it feeds the whole family … They’re showing a bucket that’s overflowing with chicken. You get half a bucket! That’s false advertising, and it doesn’t feed the whole family. They’re small pieces!”So after calling the Colonel's HQ to complain, and having his minions rebuke her advertisement claim (and after receiving two lovely gift certificates to freely nosh on more gamma-infested flying animals, that happen to be dead), Wurtzburger hired a lawyer and decided to sue the K.
Folks out here stay loving that heart clogging mess to no end.
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