After a merciless, seven-year freelance slog, HD can FINALLY, FINALLY say he's officially started his career.
Do we have him in the house? Hold on.........................................................................................................................................................................
As we understand it, HD is in this same room now, overlooking the shoulder of the creepy intern writing this. (That's me!) And he's about to briefly take over.
Hey, breadren!
Thank ya'lls in HD in Effect land for-I'm assuming-cheering for me. This has been a long road to now, but it was all worth it. While the position itself won't pay me more than a few pennies every two weeks, at least it comes with health insurance and paid time off, along with personal days to boot. And I'm starting in my field with advancement in my future.
So, Obamacare-even though your time may be very, very limited-please don't charge me an extra $695 for playing bike hockey in city streets without Medicaid.
Anyways, back to you guys. Before I hand this back over to that strange intern, I must address the dearth of articles here. Unfortunately, with my burgeoning duties, not even counting another writing gig at The Odyssey, I may not be able to commission as many pieces here as I used to. The other interns will deal.
But, that doesn't mean we don't have any heat coming at ya'll asses. Whenever we do post, we'll ensure it's more meaningful than anything New Kanye has ever spewed. Promise. To that end, stay tuned for our "Top 10 Epic (And Not So Epic) Things That Happened In 2017." Gonna be a tad bit of orange in this edition.
That's it for now. Odd-appearing intern, the floor is yours again.
Thank you, HD. I don't really have much else to add. Soooo, go Cowboys?
Credit for picture goes to https://twitter.com/hudson_reporter