So Guam Wants To Make Chomos Less Hornier....And We're Cool With That

Child molesters are serious problems, ya'll. For sociological reasons-some folks just can't resist forcing their hands, phallicular or vaginal privates against or into corresponding orifices belonging to underage kids. And of course, we don't have to tell you just how disgusting and abhorrent as fuck that is. But if we do-do us a favor. Leave this blog.

Matter of fact, do that, unplug your computer, disconnect your Wi-Fi service, sell your home on some Tinder forum, and use the money to permanently move to some wanton island in the coldest region on earth.

And while we're waiting for those people to fuck off, allow us to entertain you with some interesting news from Guam:

In a close 8-7 vote Thursday, lawmakers passed legislation that would allow the Department of Corrections to begin chemically castrating convicted sex offenders who are preparing to be released on parole.

Basically, this treatment would involve pills that makes it impossible for kid touchers to get hardies:

Pending Gov. Eddie Calvo’s signature, the bill would launch a four-year pilot program at DOC in which eligible sex offenders could be selected to undergo anti-androgen treatment. Anti-androgen treatment is the use of hormone medication such as medroxyprogesterone acetate to control inappropriate sexual behavior. It essentially reduces a person’s sex drive.

However, if the paroled pedos aren't okay with becoming impotent, they can also opt for the "permanent alternative of physical castration."

After reviewing the options, we at HD in Effect can't help but like this idea. Long as the medication doesn't accidentally turn little soldiers into 12-foot penile shafts, we're all for it. Could the medication even be a form of rehab?

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