Female Breasts.
Head to Times Square on any day in spring or summer, and you can feast your eyes on Desnudas, The topless female street performers-who cover up only with tiny underwear and red, white and blue body paint-are waging a war against DeBlasio, who apparently thinks they're so inappropriate, he might have to rip out the area's pedestrian plazas to protect our eyes. Or send NYPD task forces to spy on them.
Short women in creepy Elmo and Iron Man suits posing with kids is nothing bad, but women going publicly braless in a state where it's 100% legal is an issue? Surely, there's other stuff to worry about, right? After all, nobody except pimple-faced out-of-towners can afford living here, it takes eight years to open up a single new subway station and feral cats are colonizing our parks. We're just saying.
But the more we thought about it, we started wondering: What exactly is it about topless women that's so taboo? In other words, why do we feel the need to cover up bare lady tatas outside? What about those fatty masses makes them a threat? All the while, men can go around flapping their boobs in the open with no repercussion. These guysseem to get the idea.
So we turn the question over to you. What's the inherent issue with women going Topmmando that doesn't carry over to men? The Naked Cowboy's been doing the same exact thing the desnudas are doing, but with no criticisms.
You tell us, folks.
Credit for picture goes to http://digg.com/2015/topless-times-square-controversy