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Five Reasons Why Deez Nuts Is The Best Candidate For President
The 2016 Race To the White House is on! But even our most conservative employees here at HD in Effect can't help but look past the xenophobic Trumps, the pro-rape baby Rubios, the "Mass Shooting Was An...
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So, What's Wrong With Women Going Topless?
The latest "Flavor Of The Month in NYC" issue for Mayor De Blasio isn't a ride-sharing app or indentured carriage horses, but coverless pairs of something almost everyone sucked on as babies:Female...
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So Guam Wants To Make Chomos Less Hornier....And We're Cool With That
Child molesters are serious problems, ya'll. For sociological reasons-some folks just can't resist forcing their hands, phallicular or vaginal privates against or into corresponding orifices belonging...
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Condescending Article Is Condescending....In Times Square
So a few of our employees were schlepping around Times Square earlier this week when this crap caught their attention. They sent the pic to us at the offices. To be honest, we raged for a few minutes...
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Comic Con 2015 Journal: Wrap-Up
Another year, another instance where our annual NYCC wrap up wasn't supposed to be. You'll hopefully recall that HD in Effect only got into last year's Con because a great friend had our backs.Well,...
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We Hope Someone Gave J.K Rowling A Prize For This
We also "can't see" the jerkoff who Tweeted Rowling being anything less than a card carrying member of the "I'm Not Homophobic, But I Don't Like Gay People" club.
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The Paris Attacks: Let's Not Target Muslims, Please
We at HD in Effect don't have much to say about Friday's terror attacks in Paris. The 150+ body count speaks volumes by itself.But while the world digests ISIS' targeting of citizens enjoying...
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Seven Reasons The Swagway Is (For Now) More Popular Than Anything You've Ever...
Ya'll been noticing these two-wheeled, floating contraptions flooding NYC's streets lately?We have no idea how these "Swagways" became the city's avant garde human transportation fare. But what we do...
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Strike Against Uber RUSH December 1st!
The following is a brief piece from our EIC to fellow Uber RUSH messengers and couriers in generalI can't say I saw this becoming my daily life. Picking up my blue roadster from some Edison Park Fast...
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Native American Day Of Remembrance
Here's where we launch our usual "Turkey Time Is A Racist Holiday" spiel, complete with digs at occasionally church-going Christians bursting out prayers at the dinner table; people saying"Great...
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Trustafarians Invading Forest Hills?
There's something very fucking wrong with this picture. Yes, the pimping of adolescent girls is a travesty of brute sexism, mixed in with capitalist ways of profiting off said ism. But we're not...
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So, Which Of Ya'll Got Shot On Black Friday?
Show of hands? Feet, head nods and elbow waves are also acceptable, if your hands were hit by the bullets.And as you lay in your hospital beds, swallowing your pride because you tangled with the armed...
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Clueless Metro Questions If San Bernardino Shooting Was "Terrorism
We were walking to our offices in Jersey City Heights Sunday night (which, interestingly enough, also happens to be where our EIC lives) when we found this epic failery. Friday's Metro News edition...
View ArticleBatman: Stomping Out Piggy Brutality
Batman saving a black man from police brutality (from Dark Knight III: The Master Race #1) pic.twitter.com/JzKmvp1fD1— Mario Pabon (@restlessbit) November 29, 2015Batman is the most ruling-class...
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Warning To Racists: Use The Proper Language!
Quick Question: When you feel that inner racist emerging, like when your black friend is late one time, or when your Asian friend happens to score higher than you on that test, how do you verbalize...
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Top 10 Epic (And Not So Epic) Things That Happened In 2015! (With A Heaping...
If 2015 was anything, it definitely was "The Year Of Ultra Tragedy." Hella bombings, plane crashes, mass shootings and Donald Trump's mouth controlled our lives this year. Almost every day for the...
View ArticleSpoiled Chile Rages Over Getting Old WWE 2K Game
Quick Story from our EIC, folks. BTW, DON'T press play on this clip until we tell you to.Mid 2003 was amazing for yours truly. New York City's blackout gave me a perfect moment to see fellow Noo...
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Darwinism: Man Falls Off Cliff Looking At Cell Phone, Eyes Turn XX
Stop us if you've heard this before.A man is walking near a 60-foot cliff, distracted by his Twitter feed of Justin Bieber's pale tush. The man then walks in the cliff's direction, still analyzing...
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