So, Which Of Ya'll Got Shot On Black Friday?

Show of hands? Feet, head nods and elbow waves are also acceptable, if your hands were hit by the bullets.

And as you lay in your hospital beds, swallowing your pride because you tangled with the armed guy who wanted that 50-inch 4K at Walmart, remember something. You not only nearly died for that plasma; you were gonna return it anyways after XMas. All because you thought it was a 100-inch during the fracas. Supah burn.

We at HD in Effect would send our interns to your hospital beds to console you folks. But unlike some people, they actually spent Black Friday doing useful things. Like feeding pigeons at Washington Square Park and researching Black Sabbath album footnotes at the 14th Street Apple store. Therefore, rather than help heal those gunshot wounds, we're gonna pour salt into them. Feast your eyes on these sadly laughable clips"






Credit for picture goes to http://www.businessinsider.com/black-friday-store-hours-2014-2014-11