Batman saving a black man from police brutality (from Dark Knight III: The Master Race #1) pic.twitter.com/JzKmvp1fD1— Mario Pabon (@restlessbit) November 29, 2015Batman is the most ruling-class superhero ever. Think about it: he's a spoiled rich capitalist who delivers super villains and small fish bank robbers to the Gotham City Police Department. Not to mention, he works directly with the department's Commissioner.
Has he ever even considered taking a Marxist class about how economics breeds criminality? Huh, Huh? Betcha he ain't.
Well, anyways, Batsy is taking an all new, working-class approach to his duties, and fighting real criminals in "Dark Knight III: Master Race:" the police themselves.
"Dark Knight's" first issue, which dropped Wednesday, shows a black youth frantically running from the pigs. As expected, when these two natural enemies meet, the cops are about to shoot before Bats suddenly descends from above and owns them.
We like this new Batman. Not "The Dark Knight Rises" Batman who stood against a revolutionary Bane. That Batman needs to take one of his batarangs, bend it into a makeshift noose, and hang himself using the bat grapnel.
That sounds about right.
Keep on this track, Mr. Wayne. And while you're at it, can you have a "talk" with these Wall Street crooks? We know you're 55 years old now and what not. But you're the Goddamn Batman! Who else could live 76 years and literally have the body of someone 20 years younger?
And if you can't work your Bat tech to come fight these hedge fund managers and bankers in the real world, fighting them in your world will do as well.