Ya see, Spicer's Wiki claiming he graduated from Connecticut College is a damn lie. We have the receipts, and we may or may not have our last remaining intern publish them here. He actually graduated from ORANGE University, ya see.
Tragically, Spicer doesn't know how bad the Holocaust really was. During a very recent press conference, responding to a question about Mr. ORANGE's bombing of a Syrian air base that allegedly nuked innocent kids and adults, Spicer said that Assad has sunk to new lows--lows that even the Fuhrer didn't dare visit:
"I think a couple things. You, look — we didn't use chemical weapons in World War II. You know, you had someone as despicable as Hitler who didn't even sink to using chemical weapons."Now, Spicer later clarified his comment as saying that Hitler was"not using the gas on his own people the same way that Ashad [sic] is doing. He brought them into the Holocaust centers, I understand that. But (not) in the way that Bashar al-Assad used them where he went into towns, dropped them down, into the middle of towns."
Hitler certainly, according to history, never really dropped atomic bombs on fellow Germans (though he did stockpile em; and German Jews were another story).
But, even a 5th grade teacher who got his credentials from the back of a Cap N. Crunch box knows cotdamn well he gased Jewish people and other "undesirables" to death.
And not with the same gas emanating from your anus after each meal at WackDonads. But gas featuring, dun, dun, dun. Actual. Chemical. Poison.
Hydrogen Cyanide Gas. For the unaware, Hydrogen(H) is indeed a chemical element on the periodic table. It's the most abundant element in the universe--and you should know. That H20 that makes up 60 percent of you? Two-thirds of that is Hydrogen. Cyanide(CN) is another chemical--one that keeps your body from getting oxygen. Combine the two together, and you get somethin' lethal. Hence, why Hitler caped for em.
And oh, even if Hitler never literally dropped chemical weapons on people, he still used em, and killed MILLIONS MORE than Assad could ever hope. Saying Hitler isn't as bad as Assad because the former never dropped chemicals in bomb form and the latter did....is kinda like saying Person A isn't as bad as Person B because Person A shot someone in the face at point blank range, and Person B shot someone in the face, in the exact same spot, but from on top a building ledge.
If you're reading Spcier's words with your developmentally disabled son who reads at infant level (if such a level is read), know that you and your developmentally disabled son who reads at infant level (again, if such a level exists) are probably smarter than Sean Spicer.
If you're reading this with your pet beaver who's chewing up your wood floor paneling and humping your glass Buddha statue, you're both probably smarter than Sean Spicer.
If you're reading this over a Texas beer with George Bush Jr. somewhere in Houston, know that both you and the "Misunderestimated' man are probably smarter than Sean Spicer.
Keep the knowledge of those facts with you anytime anything shakes your inner confidence.
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